She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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