I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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