Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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