Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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