Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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