do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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