How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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