I skipped work to stalk him.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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