Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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