i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
be right there i have to get my cape
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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