no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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