I think I died a long time ago.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
