For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
