is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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