My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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