I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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