We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
send nudes
from the living room?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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