I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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