North Korea, Best Korea!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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