it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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