my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
