I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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