Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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