Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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