CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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