Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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