btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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