singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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