The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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