Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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