So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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