the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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