i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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