Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
look no pants
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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