So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He did a backflip because drugs
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