Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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