lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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