Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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