remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
