Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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