Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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