Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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