girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Randomize
