Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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