So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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