Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
