Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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