good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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