South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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