Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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