Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I lost the right to judge tonight
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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