I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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